White Parents:
You: I cleaned the kitchen
Mom: Good job, let's go get that new iPad I promised you!
You: Thanks Mom !!
Black Parents:
Me: Mom I Cleaned The Kitchen.
Mom: What You Want An Award?
Me: No I Was Just Telling You.
Mom: Shit That's What The Fuck You're Supposed To Do Motha Fucka, You Live Here Don't You?
Me: Yes.
Mom: Shit Do You See Me Asking For An Award For Paying Bills? Get The Hell Out Of My Face!